Ask Jaster (Parody of Ask Kevjumba)

Hi,here is Jaster and I will answer your questions when you comment on this post.I'll just start of by my friends.

From Fabian,
Q:Where am I gonna get cheats for Destroy All Humans?
A:That's an old game,and you can get it by searching in Google.

From Emerson,
Q:How si ur life?Mine sux!
A:You suck at spelling!And my life is awesome!But the exams are coming up.

From Brenden,
Q:Do you like Vi-Vian?If you do I'll pwned you out!
A:No,and you are such a lazy bone.How are you gonna punch me or whatever.

From Foo Tak Choy,
Q:Why don't you cut your freaking hair?
A:Hello?Isn't it short enough?

From Nazim,
Q:Which is your fav. valve and steam game?
A:Sounds like a fun question,I'll give you a good one.The whole Half-life series.

From Dinesh,
Q:Which do you like better?A homosexual or a lesbian?
A:You never said"please answer"so,let's skip this.

From Alex,
Q:I really don't know what to say,why do you ask me?
A:It's for my blog.

From myself,
Q:Are we done yet?
A:Please comment your questions.Bye-bye!